"The boat was actually plan C, the church was plan B, and plan A was marrying her a long, long time ago — pretty much the day I met her."
april’s sitting on my lap
shouldn’t tell her that i gotta take a crap
i should just go…
you deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you and how beautiful you are all the time and i really hope you find that one day because you deserve to be loved
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.